OMG! Grow up you 43 year old women!!!

GRR! I am angry an have come to vent my feelings through the medium of blogging!!!
A few minutes ago when i was driving home with my Mam in the car, we sterted talking about if i ever got a book published, and we started talking about dedications.
 I said I'd dedicate my first book to my writing course teacher, because without her, i would never have been good at writing. Then if i got a second book I'd dedicate it to my english teacher because he's really cool, and he teaches me english so some of the credit has to go to him, and he's always saying i could get a book published, and I'd dedicate the third to my Mam, cause she drops me to my writing courses ect.
 But then she totally flips out, being all "Oooh, why are you dedicating your THIRD book to me, I should be first, i raised you, i pay for your writing course, yadda yadda yadda"
And Im all, OMG plz tell me your joking...
 And now she's refusing to talk to me and share her chips, and being completely ridiculous!!! How can she be so IMMATURE! I thought she was the adult! I cant believe shes becoming so needy and whiney over something that'll probably never happen, and so what if its the 3rd book, it doesnt matter its not my first, and then i was like well i did the first one to my writing teach, cos i wouldn't be anywere without her and then shes all i pay for it, and all that crap, and im like OMG GET A LIFE, OLD WOMEN!! I thought she was kidding and now shes flipping out this is just stupid, i cannot BELIEVE she would actually say that.

       I mean seriously. Get over it.